Brilliant Puns………….

Brilliant puns. Will make you have a good laugh asI did.

Boundless Blessings by Kamal

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  • A man who wants a pretty nurse must be patient.
  • I feel like we are drifting apart. Maybe it’s time we sea otter people. 
  • A man who leaps of a cliff, jumps to a conclusion.
  • What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? ‘My dear, it’s pasture bedtime.’
  • A man running in front of a running car gets tyred; and a man running behind a running car, gets tired.
  • War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.
  • I cannot believe you are smoking. I thought our parents’ tortoise better than that.
  • A man who drives like hell, is bound to get there.
  • A lion will not cheat his wife, but a ‘Tiger would’.
  • Have you ever tried to eat a clock, its very time consuming.
  • My doctor told me to start killing people.  Well not in those exact words. He said I had…

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