Infamous Laydeez: We Feel Ya, Emilia!

When young and fair, Emilia
Collected mem’rabilia
The insect life pre-aviation of
Oblivious to the
Extreme trepidity
Of ladies in her vicinity of

Who learned a tread
Of careful dread
Having been astonished once or twice
Too find some goo
Upon a shoe
Which had them in their vapors in a trice

Her mother bore
What she abhor
Since she could not the habit get around:
“I swear that girl
Lives in a whirl —
Can’t seem to keep her feet upon the ground!”

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