Truisms… Just for laughs !!!

In a Lighter Vein !!
TRUISM – a proposition in English Language that states nothing beyond what is implied by any of its terms; it is a statement that is obviously true and says nothing new or interesting.
Came across a few Truisms – interesting read : 
  • Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
  • I changed my password to “incorrect” so whenever I forget it the computer will say, “Your password is incorrect.”
  • Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
  • I’m great at multi-tasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
  • If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
  • Doesn’t expecting the unexpected mean that the unexpected is actually expected?
  • Take my advice — I’m not using it.
  • Hospitality is the art of making guests feel like they are at home when you wish they were.
  • Television may insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
  • I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it’s been doing is gathering dust.
  • Every time someone comes up with a foolproof solution, along comes a more-talented fool.
  • If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you will have trouble putting on your pants.
  • A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
  • Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
  • When I married Ms. Right, I had no idea her first name was Always.
  • My wife got 8 out 10 on her driver’s test. The other two guys managed to jump out of her way.
  • There may be no excuse for laziness, but I am still looking.
  • Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.
  • Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
  • He who laughs last thinks slowest.
  • Is it wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly?
  • Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.
  • I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
  • Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
  • The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.

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