Infamous Laydeez: Ms. Montez, Ma’am

Oh, let us sing sweet Lola of
Toured the Wild when it was West
Seizing every passing chance
Satisfying each behest
To do her tarantella dance
Wherein she, with elegance
Lifted all her skirts enough
Might as well be in the buff!

Better never place a slur
Upon her dubious honor
Even a small hum’rous quip —
For she’d settle the affair
Catch the poor guy unaware
Disrespect from him to pare
Belab’ring him most soundly there
With her riding whip…

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