A husband wakes up with a hangover. He opens his eyes and sees aspirins and water.
He sits down and sees his clothes all clean and pressed….
He takes the aspirin and finds a note “Honey, breakfast is laid on table, I have left to buy groceries. Love you”
He goes to the kitchen for breakfast. There he finds his son and asks him “What happened last night ?”.
Son says: “Well Dad you came home. @ 3am, drunk & delirious, broke all crockery, puked in the hall and made a total mess….
Confused he asks, “then why is everything in order?”
Son says, “Oh! Mom dragged you to the bed room and you pleaded “LADY LEAVE ME ALONE, I AM MARRIED!” I love my wife , cant ditch her……
Self induced hangover – 4000
broken Crockery – 10000
Saying the right things when drunk…….. PRICELESS !!