Signs of ageing – Written by a confident lady …
After a meeting, I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn’t there too.
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.
My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them …….
His theory is the car will be stolen if left at the ignition key slot !
Immediately, I rushed to the parking lot and came to a terrifying conclusion …..
His theory was right. The parking lot was empty .
I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, description of the car, place I parked, etc. I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that the car had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband,
“Honey (I stammered ; I always call him ‘honey’ in times like these ) , I left my keys in the car …. and it has been stolen.”
There was a big silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
“Idiot”, he shouted, “I dropped you at the hotel !”
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, and happy as well, I said, “Well, then Honey, please can you come and pick me, my meeting is over now.”
He shouted again,
“I will, as soon as I convince this policeman, that I have not stolen your car.”
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So many things go wrong daily, and you can’t blame yourself all the times