1.They lived happily until they got married
2.I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas.She said to me “nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace “So I bought her nothing.
3.Marriage is like a public toilet.Those waiting outside are desperate to get in.Those inside are desperate to get out. Stephanie Robinson
4.A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. Milton Berle
5.Women marry because they believe that he will change one day. Men marry because they believe she’ll never change. Both are mistaken.
6.The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
7.You should argue with your wife only when she’s not around.
8.A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
9.Love is blind, only marriage opens your eyes.
10.There are 2 times when a man doesn’t understand a woman – before marriage and after marriage.
11.A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
12.The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
13.Marriage is the main reason for divorce.
Ok my friends,the point I would like to ask is, why most of these humor are one sided ?